Clients From Hell

[GhostOfDixie]

Clients From Hell

For someone like me, this is well addictive - need a cup of coffee to digest the tits that make my daily working life a misery.

 

[davek]

Your job is to serve.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Serve who? Morons? People who don't know their arse from their elbow? People who think my industry is about as technical as Lego?

Ok then.

 

[Topblue]

Quality quotes in there but you should have to listen to the architects come out with some crap at times aswell. Everybody is guilty of making a tool of themselves at times.

A young lad on a site was asked to mix up a bucket of muck for the blocks so he went and got water in a bucket and some soil. We decided to use him as shopboy becuase we couldnt trust him to make tea

 

[GhostOfDixie]

My favourite one so far:

I don’t know what I want…but I don’t want it to look like a website.

 

[davek]

Serve who? Morons? People who don't know their arse from their elbow? People who think my industry is about as technical as Lego?

Ok then.

I thought that's what happens: people go to experts for advice.

I must have that bit wrong.

 

[Goat]

No you see, Ghost expects non experts to know what experts know. He doesnt realise that if everybody was experts he wouldnt have a tap to do.

Mind boggling really. I mean on 1 hand he is pouring scorn on the non experts and with the other hes saying what everybody knows. A 5 year old could design a website.

 

[davek]

No you see, Ghost expects non experts to know what experts know. He doesnt realise that if everybody was experts he wouldnt have a tap to do.

Mind boggling really. I mean on 1 hand he is pouring scorn on the non experts and with the other hes saying what everybody knows. A 5 year old could design a website.

Just sounds a bit elitist to me: "look at the non-techie divvies...they're [Poor language removed] on my shoes" sort of thing.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

I thought that's what happens: people go to experts for advice.

I must have that bit wrong.

It's not about that mate. It's about people being thick. You don't need to have intelligence to know that white is the lightest colour you can have.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Just sounds a bit elitist to me: "look at the non-techie divvies...they're [Poor language removed] on my shoes" sort of thing.

Shut up.

Are you for real? Seriously?

 

[Topblue]

It's not about that mate. It's about people being thick. You don't need to have intelligence to know that white is the lightest colour you can have.

What about lite white?

 

[ToxtethBlue]

No you see, Ghost expects non experts to know what experts know. He doesnt realise that if everybody was experts he wouldnt have a tap to do.

Mind boggling really. I mean on 1 hand he is pouring scorn on the non experts and with the other hes saying what everybody knows. A 5 year old could design a website.

Fantastic post.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

No you see, Ghost expects non experts to know what experts know. He doesnt realise that if everybody was experts he wouldnt have a tap to do.

Mind boggling really. I mean on 1 hand he is pouring scorn on the non experts and with the other hes saying what everybody knows. A 5 year old could design a website.

It's not about non-experts. It's about people having absolutely no common sense at all.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Fantastic post.

How is it?

Actually it's my fault for thinking that this type of stuff would go down well here.

MODS DELETE THE THREAD!!!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

is that not biting the hand that feeds you ?


my customers come out with some crackers and theories, but if they knew what they were on about they wouldnt need me, so i'm happy if they are a bit dumbass/ non dextrous.