SantaClausisanEvertonian
Player Valuation: £10m
Great question macdog.How do stupid people get to be this rich?
Like yourself, I have absolutely no idea. If ever there was a 'product' for celebrity loving fools with bucket loads of cash and zero common sense, this is it!
I have no desire to see this at Goodison, Bramley Dock or any football stadium. Give me an obstructed view in the Lower Gwladys Street any day before this narcissistic nonsense.