toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
He's a donkey who's only real quality attribute is his heading ability.
He's offside that often it looks like he doesn't understand the rules.
A big lazy lump who can barely play togger with his actual feet.
Hell no.
tbf his offsides stats are almost identical to rom's over the last 3 seasons. they tied for two of the three and benteke was offside one more time than lukaku in the other. Didn't rom cover the least ground out of anyone last season?
we all thought we wouldn't be able to attract someone the same calibre as rom ... we obviously can!








