Christian Atsu

[Pavement Blue]

Deulofeu's crossing was similarly pish poor, the notion a winger's job is to run up and down the touchline pinging crosses in is terribly outdated. The modern day winger is more about cutting inside and joining in with the strikers, this lad looks good at that

Yeah but if you've beaten a man for pace and you have a couple of players running in, which we finally seem to have, you have to get that ball across the box.

 

[Hangleton]

I don't think there was much chemistry between Del and Lukaku. Lukaku loves that early ball to the near post - I think Del managed that once (Newcastle away).

 

[cjohno]

I'm sure i read somewhere that Chelsea had a staggering 27 players out on loans during the last season including youngsters.

If that is true it's a bit ridiculous really. Cash rich clubs stock piling any kid who can kick a ball. That's what Greg Dykes wonderful report should be looking into stopping.

i can understand academy players out on loan , but chelsea are buying and loaning players out for the sake of it

Deulofeu's crossing was similarly pish poor, the notion a winger's job is to run up and down the touchline pinging crosses in is terribly outdated. The modern day winger is more about cutting inside and joining in with the strikers, this lad looks good at that

end product doesnt mean just crossing, hes beat a man quite a few times , he can continue into the box or cut back but he hasnt done either

 

[Hangleton]

we need a player who can cut in and fire in a 25 yard screamer, lay off to Barkley, or get past his man on the outside and feed Rom at the near post.

 

[Neiler]

Dont know mutch about the lad, i know Norway were strong in for him last year, bonus territory for me - but i would hate to think doing something like this would block the progress of say someone like Kennedy - who i always thought had a bit about him.

 

[bluemantis]

we need a player who can cut in and fire in a 25 yard screamer, lay off to Barkley, or get past his man on the outside and feed Rom at the near post.

I'll get me boots.

 

[Hangleton]

.....the next Trevor Steven would be useful.

 

[cjuk87]

If we get Atsu, i expect the entire Park End to "sneeze" ATSU, ATSU, ATSU...then the Gwladys St unfold a GIANT Everton Tissue an move it across the Gwladys.

 

[Bungle]

If we get Atsu, i expect the entire Park End to "sneeze" ATSU, ATSU, ATSU...then the Gwladys St unfold a GIANT Everton Tissue an move it across the Gwladys.

And get some green jelly and start lobbing that at each other like some sort of crazy snot orgy yeah?

 

[cjohno]

If we get Atsu, i expect the entire Park End to "sneeze" ATSU, ATSU, ATSU...then the Gwladys St unfold a GIANT Everton Tissue an move it across the Gwladys.

i wonder if its against health and safety to sing atsu atsu and all fall down

 

[Tramps_mate]

I do like him. A loan would be great with an option to buy!

 

[Tramps_mate]

i wonder if its against health and safety to sing atsu atsu and all fall down

From Ebola?

 

[neil999]

hope we sign muslim cough myself, or maybe hindu snot

HAHAHAHAH, im really sorry...

 

[cjuk87]

And get some green jelly and start lobbing that at each other like some sort of crazy snot orgy yeah?

Right, you're on the team now! We'll meet on Sunday to discuss this further.

Can anyone get hold of 1700 cups of jelly? Green jelly?

 

[Bungle]

Right, you're on the team now! We'll meet on Sunday to discuss this further.

Can anyone get hold of 1700 cups of jelly? Green jelly?

Sorted mate, I'm actually thinking jelly might be a bit difficult to work with, what if we get some of that cheap Hair Gel, that's always green isn't it?

We'd all have superb hairdo's as well, Oh god if Atsu is reading this thread there's no way he'll reject Everton now.