Chris Wood

[Nymzee]

Welcome Woodsy

 

[royalbalou]

Rest of our players have been on the beech for months so he'll do oakay

 

[jerseytoffee]

30 m is a lot to ply him from Burnley

 

[KaiserEFC]

Could see him sequoing goals you know

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Hahahahahahaha.

Can we get his manager too please?

 

[jazzy]

Could see him sequoing goals you know

Too good for the hoi poloi on here amigo. You need to know your Dawn and Coastal Redwoods to get that one amigo.

 

[Penno]

He’s not just good he’s acer

 

[Blue Baboon]

why we we need Chris Wood when we have Calvert Lewin who plays similar style and is 10 years younger?
Hope this is lazy journalism

 

[T LEAFE]

He will score a pear on his debut and be the apple of our eyes

 

[KaiserEFC]

why we we need Chris Wood when we have Calvert Lewin who plays similar style and is 10 years younger?
Hope this is lazy journalism

Because Everton hate you and want to make your life an abject misery.

 

[DanB90]

Can’t see him pulling up any trees.

 

[JLW]

Have you seen how fit his sister is? I deffo Wood

 

[The binman chronicles]

With the right manager in place giving him due care and attention I reckon he could grow into something special.

Anyone know if we have contacted Alan Titchmarsh for the job yet?

 

[gonetomorrow]

I couldn't be sycamore to hear this.

 

[bluejim95]

He would only lumber around like the rest of them.