McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
- You had a crush on one of the Saved By the Bell cast.
- You wanted to be a Ghostbuster.
- You ever uttered the word "Rad"
- You wore sweet bracelets.
- You thought Karate Kid was by far the coolest movie
- You know who Punky Brewster is.
- You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like.
- You wore a banana clip in your hair or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.
- You rolled up the bottoms of your denim overalls.
- Marty McFly's sleeveless tube jacket was the coolest piece of clothing in history.
- You puff painted your own shirt at least once.
- You freaked out when you saw 'Kit' at your local shopping center
- You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
- Wax on, Wax off is your inner mantra for life.
- Roald Dahl brought you up.
- Fraggle Rock was Saturday's Kiddie cocaine.
- You have seen at least 10 episodes of Alf.
- You yearned to be a member of The Babysitters Club, and tried to start a club of your own.
- You sat on your back porch, playing with your "My Little Pony" , "Rainbow Brite" , and "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls
- You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."
- You hold a special place in your heart for Howling 'mad' Murdoch
- You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."
- You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
- You know what "psych" and "not!" mean
- You fell victim to 80's fashion : big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, big hoop earrings, and possibly the worst:you wore spandex pants.
- You desperately wanted to be a Goonie.
- You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls, or deformed your sisters.
- You knew the name of the Artist formerly known as.
- You saw the ghost in the curtain 'Three men and a baby'
- Youve owned flourescent Okanuis (long shorts).
- You wished you could breakdance.
- You'd tap She-Ra.
- You remember when Commodore 64 was a state of the art video game system.
- You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".
- You often wonder what happened to MC hammer.
- The Fresh Prince will always be the fresh price, no matter what he does.
- You still own cassettes.
- The year 2000 was a futuristic utopia.
- You frikkin hated CAREBEARS!!!
- Pizza Hut was the xanadu of pizza shops.
- The little poltergeist girl gave you the willies.
- Your lunchbox and flask was the ultimate status symbol.
- You realised at some point that Smurfette was the only female in a village full of males, and it made you think something naughty was happening behind closed mushrooms.
- You wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits.
- You totally LOVED Barbie's cooler, punkier counterpart, "Jem" and her "Rockers"
- You loved Alf, then you hated him, then you didnt mind him on Pogs.
- You wore bike shorts.
- T-shirts with massive dotty faces on them were awesome.
- BMX was the only way to get around.
- You argued Ninja Turtles were not just a fad.
- Panini meant quality, and hard gum.
- You walked like an Egyptian and it always got a laugh.
- You wanted Dempsey to hook up with Makepeace.
- Your Spiderman underpants gave you superpowers.
- Coolness had a name. And it was Macgyver.
- Speilberg had more impact on you than your parents.
- You remember how great Transformers looked before they screwed that pooch.
- You wernt allowed to watch 'The Young Ones'.
- Oakley Frogskins were the fist real sunglasses you owned, and the first ones you broke.
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