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[Moomin]

This is why we love being Evertonians because of fans like you. Great intelligent writing as always and always sparking that little fire of hope. COYB

We really need that sarcastic font.

@chicoazul might think this a compliment

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Once again your erudite wordsmithery eloquently succeeds in describing the zeitgeist that currently prevails around our deeply troubled club.
I salute your efforts sir!!!

 

[degsy]

You may just be the only fan feeling any pride at supporting the same club as me mate. Thank you. Now please balance it with a cruel insult towards me.

Very disappointed in the total lack of 'cor blimey lav a duck guvnor' cockney stereotypes my son.

God bless.

Even one of his multies is having a dig at him now

 

[ste d' indica]

Wonderful read that mate.
I mean, I'm still none the wiser ahead of the match, but then that's never really been the point has it.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Worst Preview Ever.

 

[Jokerdan]

Enjoy these previews but need access to my Collins Oxford dictionary to full understand what @chicoazul is actually telling us.

 

[chicoazul]

Slags.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Decidedly angry with the swipe at civil servants but altogether horny for LB3 and his candy stripe socks...

Sexual tension; pyar Everton.

 

[Leylo]

mmmmmmmmye alright that

 

[summerisle]

'Words sir, thousands of 'em.'

 

[COYB75]

You may just be the only fan feeling any pride at supporting the same club as me mate. Thank you. Now please balance it with a cruel insult towards me.

I just can’t manage it, sorry but you’ll just have to accept the plaudits. And what a result against Chelsea.