Get to bed Hayee, im off now, you coming?
Chico - where are you mate?
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as long as you're warm, i'm bloody freezing with the heat on full under 3 duvets - my own fault for standing outside for an hour in a tshirt, i'm sober(ish) and shivering now!
It be -4 degrees outside these pretty walls. It pains me to go outside.
Wales still frozen?
All that snow thing over now then? No more on it's way?
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well maybe dribs and drabs over the weekend but i'm hoping the southerners get that, absolutely fed up of it now, bring on spring!
It's all about the light nights.
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the rain has washed most of the snow away here last night.
the kids snow cafe is closed until further notice.
the kids snow cafe is closed until further notice.
A massive boo from over here.
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you never made me jump mate, you have to be up much earlier for that trick, like youngest b.o.g. who stood at the side of me at about 7 am and shouted DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD !! WAKE UP !!
that certainly made me jump.
I'm going to show this to her as conclusive proof of how we should have a medium sized dog instead.
Oh hang on, they bark don't they?
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they also do shits that have to be picked up, sneak into your bed when you aren't there and do that circling thing before settling down with their arsh on your pillow, leaving you with a hairy bed that ensures you always smell of 'eau de chien.'
face facts mate, she wants to be impreganated. dogs, flowers and fake handbags from tijuana market will not satisfy her desires.
if you're not up to the job, i could lend you a bit of mine, it's lethal, as is goats and dylans. i wouldn't have to actually enter, i could just do a cleavage splash and gravity will do the rest.
I'll run the kind offer past her mate.
Strangely Im buying her expensive make up today, its going to look very transparent isn't it? Me, not the makeup.
Strangely Im buying her expensive make up today, its going to look very transparent isn't it? Me, not the makeup.
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