Chelsea vs Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Rock Hard Casey]

Haven't Chelsea either drew, won by one goal a few times and lost by the odd goal too lately? They haven't battered anyone! Ah... Wait, sorry! ?

 

[Scally1878]

4/1 on FSW chants getting belted out within the first half as we're down 6-0.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

As much as I want us to win, if we’re going to lose tonight let’s hope the players take one for the fans and ship in 8 in honour of the shape of our manager.
Maybe that will be enough

 

[Dykovski200]

Crop dust Finch Farm with Omicron.

I heard Anthrax is decent stuff

 

[Yarrgh]

Up the toffees! 3-0. Instead of football we will have a "strong man" contest between Salmon Wrongdong and Big Rom.

Salmon wins the first round of shin kicking. Rom's trampolines can't match the concrete infused limbs of Venezuela's biggest ( and I do mean biggest) export. Up next is the immovable object contest and a statuesque Lukaku flinched and can only look on in awe as the Chinese Super League flop shows his skills once more showing why Usmanov wants him at Bramley Moore so he can tie his yacht to him - don't worry uncle Alisher the Dilbar is going nowhere with him around.

And finally the walrus breaks the spirit of the Belgian hotshot in the bat fried rice eating contest. The Spanish waiter can't keep up with the shovelling of food into the South American's gaping yaw.

Hats off to big Sal. Another 3 points and tactical masterclass from the hefty Iberian and his massive protégé!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Up the toffees! 3-0. Instead of football we will have a "strong man" contest between Salmon Wrongdong and Big Rom.

Salmon wins the first round of shin kicking. Rom's trampolines can't match the concrete infused limbs of Venezuela's biggest ( and I do mean biggest) export. Up next is the immovable object contest and a statuesque Lukaku flinched and can only look on in awe as the Chinese Super League flop shows his skills once more shows why Usmanov wants him at Bramley Moore so he can tie his yacht to him - don't worry uncle Alisher the Dilbar is going nowhere with him around.

And finally the walrus breaks the spirit of the Belgian hotshot in the bat fried rice eating contest. The Spanish waiter can't keep up with the shovelling of food into the South American's gaping yaw.

Hats off to big Sal. Another 3 points and tactical masterclass from the hefty Iberian and his massive protégé!

I hear Lukaku modelled his game on Rondon.




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[Toast]

Ross Barkley running us ragged will be a thing of beauty.

 

[Rock Hard Casey]

As much as I want us to win, if we’re going to lose tonight let’s hope the players take one for the fans and ship in 8 in honour of the shape of our manager.
Maybe that will be enough

If we lose tonight we really are in trouble ?

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

If we get nil on Thursday I reckon we would be lucky

 

[Dario Terracotta]

If we lose tonight we really are in trouble ?

Even this shower we have currently cannot lose tonight mate

 

[PhilRegan]

If Chelsea don't score at least 4 it's embarrassing for them, thats how bad our genius trophy winning manager currently has us.

 

[samsonthedog1]

Pickford
Kenny Holgate Keane Godfrey
Gordon Doucs Delph Gomes Gray
Rondon

Will be FSW last game. Let's have it.

 

[anton66]

I’d play five at the back. Minimum. Ideally eight.

I would have gone 8 at the back at Palace.

 

[Toffeelover]

Don't think I will try to find a stream, could not bear it.

 

[kenada_blue]

Biggest win of the season for Chelsea....6 or 7 me thinks