Chelsea v Everton. 16th Jan at 1500.

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

If I was then I wouldn't be a funny aggravating tit in 90% of my posts.

Fixed mate.

 

[chicoazul]

I would argue that's the best way to get likes.

Outside of posting/making funny pictures, of course.

Nah, it gets boring after a while and people think you genuinely are a tedious aggravating tit. Obviously which anyone has met me will agree.

 

[EddyKent]

@chicoazul I said on twitter you left me howling and once you left me howling here. Excellent read mate.

My favourite quote this time is definitely about Fabregas, the weapon.

"Fabregas - another shithouse who was first out the door on Christmas morning with the best BMX possible out of the catalogue, his mar bought him a mongoose and I feel a tit on my Falcon Pro with spokeys."

Boss you. x

 

[mezzrow]

If I was then I wouldn't be a tedious aggravating tit in 90% of my posts.

Bit low, that estimate.

If we'd won all the games we should have this year, this place would just be a meetup of needy bellends by now anyway.

Yes. I know.

Do these, Everton. They're crap. Expensive crap, but crap. Did I read this one? (tries to remember...)

 

[TheBigIguana]

Voted Dagger. Really like the song. If Everton ever go to goal music it has my vote

And Bubs was on heroin lid

 

[Billy Dean]

Best one this season Chico, with some cracking imagery.

Chelsea to win 5-0

 

[maccavennie]

Great preview @chicoazul 2-1 to Everton with a Lukaku brace COYB!!!

 

[bicycleheader]

@chicoazul
one of the best of the season i think!

welly one in from 30 yards Ross is right

1-3 to our lot

 

[AndyC]

The mental image of a 30-yarder from Ross is just too delicious to resist. 0-2 Rom and Ross

 

[Jamo Martinez]

John Terry - just retire shithead as you resemble an alsatian with his back legs done and everyone at the bus stop is staring at it

Ffs! Almost choked on my chips there.

Can't imagine how this one will pan out. To describe us as Jekyll and Hyde doesn't even begin to cover it.

If you imagine both Jekyll and Hyde each having multiple personalities like Ray Liotta in that mad film (whose name I obviously can't remember), you get an inkling of what Everton are like. Which one will turn up? Your guess is as bad as mine. Absolutely anything could happen.

So 4-0 to us.

 

[ianefc]

Fixed mate.

You suck up
I agree

 

[EireBlue]

I read as far as "You ready for
More?"

 

[ianefc]

We are winning this tomorrow, the Arse sellers are getting it. Costa will be looking for fight, he'll get a wink and a smile. Mikel is 97 Thursday week.....Besic' back pocket is waiting. Baines will keep Willian busy and Hazard is crocked. Now we just need Lukaku to tell Zouma that Terry has been throwing it up his bird and we are set for a 3-1 win.

Bang.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

perm two of Lennon, Mirallas, Deulofeu and Kone

Deulofeu would look like Harpo Marx with a perm.

Do it Roberto.

 

[Neiziro]

Howard

Jags Stones RFM

Lennon Besic Barkley Barry Mirallas

Lukaku Naismith

3 at the back works because Hazard's a crocked washed-up player, Willian struggles getting past Funes for Argentina, and Costa will be in Besic's pocket. They got no better players.

Del on eventually for Naisy to prevent him getting injured and Mirallas goes up front. Lennon and Del swap wings.

3-1 Everton.