Chelsea 2-1 Everton. 19th May @ 16.00.

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Oh,that day has arrived again,no not one of chico's preview's :D,brilliant reading as always though chcio (y),but that last day of the season were you then know your bored without proper Everton games for the next 3 months or so,the minute the final whistle goes,I have the feeling the best we will get is a draw,half expecting defeat,but hoping chelsea have a hangover or they play there so called weaker team even with it been the last day.
 
Good way to wrap up a good season from our main scribe.

That first picture is ace Looks like Chelsea helping the war effort during the battle of Britain by bringing down Stukas. Well done I say.
 
It’s like were in The State nightclub in 1995. We are a reasonably attractive and quite fit bird in a tight fitting Kumar dress on the dance floor by herself around one in the morning. Everyone knows we are up for grabs and there’s suitors stalking us around the perimeter of the dance floor. Every time we turn around we’ve got a different middle parted lad gyrating behind us trying to clamp on our arse but we’re not really into them for some reason or another. One has got acne up the left side of his face. Or herpes simplex perhaps? The next one reeks of jarg Joop from Turkey. The one after that seems sound but is wearing the woolliest pair of Joe Bloggs jeans with faded Flintstone patches ironed on. Time is ticking as Don’t Give Me Your Life by Alex Party is blaring all over the show. We could be going home alone here and that perfect suitor is proving harder to find in direct contrast to the optimism you had at eight of clock knocking back bottles of Hooch.

Hahahaha! You were the lad in the wooliest Joe Bloggs jeans, right?

1-1. Early Jelavic goal equalised by one of their teats. I don't cre which one.
 
Many thanks for all your previews this season Azul, they never fail to bring a chuckle or 2 at least.

As you say, it would be feckin hilarious if Moyes broke his hoodoo of not winning away at the Sky 4 in the League in his last game in charge. Hopefully the Kings Road beauts are waking up their own piss after Wednesday's undeserved win but I suspect not as they still have something to play for. Draw written all over it, 1-1.

And then our Summer of Uncertainty begins...
 
A cracking end to a cracking season of previews. Well done, and thanks for each and every one Chicomelt.

Enjoy your summer mate. You've well earned your break.










oh, and 2-1 to the mighty toffees.

COYB. NSNO.
 
Excellent work this season 'azul, every preview has been a top read :)

Think we have a decent chance if I'm being honest, would be more than happy to sign off with a draw tbh.
 
I will start this team against Chelsea on Sunday:

Formation 4-2-3-1

Howard

Coleman Jagielka Distin Baines

Gibson Fellaini

Mirallas Barkley Pienaar

Jelavic

Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Heitinga, Oviedo, Naismith, Vellios, Anichebe.

Unavailable: Neville, Osman (all injured); Gueye (on loan).

BOSS THAT MATE.
 
Thank you Chico - The previews this year have been awesome - I've looked forward to them every week

It is a pity Chelsea need to win to confirm 3rd spot or I'd fancy us for a good win.

Hopefully their lads blew a heap of dough on coke and hookers after their UEFA win and don't feel like turning up
 
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