Champions League Final

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CROWN paints Yellow top (red sponsors lettering = custard and rhubarb) plus garish raspberry coloured non football shorts, man, aged 55 or so, going to pub in order to look slightly less embarrassing.
 
Just got a text off a mate who has taken his two girls to Butlins in Bognor Regis...they are all adorned in EVERTON Tops, sat at the front door so all the Gobshites walking in can see them.
Not one of them has done the neighbourly thing and sat with them....3 of them in Blue and 5 other chairs round the table ....ha ha ha ...;)
 
The city centre is infested : it's 1348 revisited.
Gangs wearing eye-hurtingly new scarves, knock off kits, drunkenly singing the dirge whist forgetting the words halfway through.
A profusion of full kit [Poor language removed] of all ages and sexes, babbling away in a variety of accents, assaults the ears.
Coupled with hordes of stag and hen parties dressed ridiculously, thinking that they're having a whale of a time, not realising they look as stupid as the red shower - avoid like the plague.
 
Liverpool defence and midfield looks piss poor on paper

But then again it’s got them to the final
That midfield doesn't need creativity,its 3 pressers and give balls into space for the front 3.

They have done that all season.

I suspect if that midfield tires they have Lallana to come on to take up the pressing duties.
 
Watches through fingers expecting the worst as Real are made for the RS. Saying that if Real can stop their fast start they will become favourites. Not sure about two up top from Real but I guess neither team can defend anyway.
 
The city centre is infested : it's 1348 revisited.
Gangs wearing eye-hurtingly new scarves, knock off kits, drunkenly singing the dirge whist forgetting the words halfway through.
A profusion of full kit [Poor language removed] of all ages and sexes, babbling away in a variety of accents, assaults the ears.
Coupled with hordes of stag and hen parties dressed ridiculously, thinking that they're having a whale of a time, not realising they look as stupid as the red shower - avoid like the plague.
Get Danny Boyle to direct this....T..t Spotting...
 
That midfield for Madrid is so slow. If you think tonight isn't the night when the likes of Modric, Kroos and Ronaldo suddenly lose it and are beaten by the sheer will and energy of a limited Liverpool midfield, much like the Milan team '05 were, you haven't watched football long enough.
 
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