Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Mikey's an honourable chap,
This dog's been given a bad rap,
I know how to search,
Not to rustle your perch,
But Bruce Wayne's preview was crap
Pfft
Toby the dog's got a threadmark
So he's not been totally left in the dark
He's been thrown a nice bone
And has got a nice home
And we even allow him to bark