Chairman Statement on OS

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... so.... Black Bill Kenwrong has come out and spouted his usual lies and everything's alright is it?

... don't you people know that as we speak he's unscrewing one screw from each seat in each stand to sell as a job lot on eBay to fund "Brokeback Mountain, the musical"?





I'm getting the hang of this, did someone say Kipper was back online?:unsure:b)
 

I reckon Kenwright is so handsome he could manage the team. No team talks, no tactics, nothing. Just standing there, possibly in speedos.

Get out there and give em hell lads"
 
I reckon Kenwright is so handsome he could manage the team. No team talks, no tactics, nothing. Just standing there, possibly in speedos.

Get out there and give em hell lads"


I did lol, but i have no idea why.
 
I hear he negotiates all the deals in the 'negotiatin' speedos' and that's why we've had trouble cos Wyness wanted to join in with his own trunks.
 

Im waiting for the....

"But he's lying! He lied about Kirkby! He Lied about AJ! He lied about shagging me mother up the brown eye! He's lying to us now!!!!!"

Brigade to turn up tooting away.
 
Im waiting for the....

"But he's lying! He lied about Kirkby! He Lied about AJ! He lied about shagging me mother up the brown eye! He's lying to us now!!!!!"

Brigade to turn up tooting away.

I refer the honourable gentleman to post #35.....

... was it not convincing enough? I'm trying really hard, I even got the foamy spittle in the corners of me mouth an everything :huh:
 
I refer the honourable gentleman to post #35.....

... was it not convincing enough? I'm trying really hard, I even got the foamy spittle in the corners of me mouth an everything :huh:

See, I took that in jest my good fellow. Maybe more allegations of Kenwright rogering ones mother my please the court in your quest for justiceb)
 

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