2020/21 Cenk Tosun

[Bigduke1234]

That’s a shocker

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Come people. Be serious.
Maybe we can help the Club out here with our various skills?

Any chance someone could knock together a top notch Youtube video of Cenk's best bits sat on the bench, sat in the stand or occasionally ambling around the opposition penalty area hoping that the ball bounces off him in the right direction, all to a jarg Europop anthem?

It could help seal the deal.

 

[Country Mac]

He’s got that predatory instinct.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Come people. Be serious.
Maybe we can help the Club out here with our various skills?

Any chance someone could knock together a top notch Youtube video of Cenk's best bits sat on the bench, sat in the stand or occasionally ambling around the opposition penalty area hoping that the ball bounces off him in the right direction, all to a jarg Europop anthem?

It could help seal the deal.

Just show the goal he got at Man City for Palace and photoshop an Everton top on him. £25m in the bag.

 

[MikeH72]

HE’S A POACHER, GIVE HIM A CHANCE HE’LL TAKE IT

 

[everton1953]

Apart from deportation I cannot imagine any reason for his departure.

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

He told his pre-Blackpool press conference: "I am looking for a front man but that would be from abroad."

Seems like he doth protest to much.

Reckon he has an interest myself.

Turkey is abroad

 

[macdog]

HE’S A POACHER, GIVE HIM A CHANCE HE’LL TAKE IT

That's our boy!

 

[Bullens Rd]

Gutted, Tosun is playing the fake "I will fight for my place" card, also known as the "I will take as much money as I can get knowing full well I will not start a single game" card.

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TOSUN RULES OUT TURKEY RETURN

Cenk Tosun has told a Turkish TV station that he will not return to play in Turkey this season, after being linked with Besiktas, but he will decide on his future with Everton in the coming weeks.

Tosun told Tivibu TV: “I will make a decision in a period of two to three weeks. Will I stay here and fight the form, or whether I will be hired to a club, score my goals again and go to Euro 2020, it will be clear in a few weeks.

“We have two strikers with me and Calvert-Lewin, my transfer depends on the club. Ancelotti said that he trusts me very much. If I get a chance to play in two or three weeks, I'll make my own way.”

 

[Arteta2391]

yep I'm gonna say it

Niasse> Tosun

even if he was not as "technical"

he ran his ass off whether it was a 20mins or 5mins appearance

 

[MikeH72]

yep I'm gonna say it

Niasse> Tosun

even if he was not as "technical"

he rand his ass off whether it was a 20mins or 5mins appearance

It’s not even controversial, Niasse was miles better.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Somehow gets a lifeline tomorrow, nailed on to miss two sitters then score a 3 yard tap in with his nutsack

 

[AussieToffee11]

Lets hope he scores 2 or 3 tomorrow and gets clubs serious.

Hovering around like a bad fart, get rid and get someone in on loan to support.

 

[jamieni]

Hopefully the likes of James and Digne can put a couple on a plate for him. Totally useless at PL level but if he doesn’t have to run around too much we might get lucky.

 

[sageyefc]

Hat trick of taps ins for him tomorrow with James putting them on a plate for him