PaddyJames
Player Valuation: £25m
he must be dynamite in training to be allowed near the ground let alone the squad on match-day. Surely some Turkish club fancy spending over the odds for him?
- Status
artetas_biggest_fan
Player Valuation: £6m
Absolutely disgusting that tap in merchant took Ronaldo’s World Cup finals goalscoring record.
Wasn’t a bad player (he was good), but benefited hugely from playing in a German side that put chances on a plate for a forward.
everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
Just seen Big Sam driving away from Liverpool with someone hidden by a coat over his head. It may have been Tosun?
It's Sammy Lee.
BNJ1878
Player Valuation: £40m
And a great Zombie impression
Sweverton
Player Valuation: £950k
Turkish clubs rarely likes to pay a fee.
Never did understand that
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Think he'll end up on loan to WBA with an agreement for him to be sold to them if they stay up... they'll go down and he'll end up back here for his final 12 months of his contract.
A proper bad smell this fella.
A proper bad smell this fella.
Bullens Rd
Player Valuation: £35m
Should be an obligation to buy because we all know he'll end up back here end of the season otherwise.
6m if they stay up, 3m if they're relegated.
Remove his locker with immediate effect too.
TimHowardsBeardJuice
Player Valuation: £35m
It's a pile of eclairs and macaroons
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
He left his human sex toy in his liverpool address.
Ah, I see someone already explained the sex toy reason.
Dublin blue 75
Player Valuation: £50m
Comb on, give over.
Done Here lol
Have it on good authority he's here till the summer and is celebrating the fact by getting another awful weave that will last him 5 days.
- Status
Welcome
Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.
Shop
