2019/20 Cenk Tosun

[MACCA75]

will do well at Palace, they are playing exactly to his strengths, we can sell him to Germany after his spell there with a nice fee.

‘His strengths’.

 

[Alan Whittle]

He's Turkish mate

I'm sure he's a delight.

 

[Everton19]

is this fella staging a lock in at finch farm or something ffs whys he not gone

 

[evertonarntwe]

so is he going to palace then

 

[Saint Domingo]

Feel harsh on him. A decent finisher who sadly has absolutely no pace whatsoever. Unfortunately he joined a team who can’t play football and give their strikers nothing except long punts to chase after. Allardyce got a tune out of him but Silva’s punt and run rubbish ruined his career with us.

 

[Saint Domingo]

I remember being genuinely excited going into 18/19 as we had a front four of

Richarlison Tosun. Walcott

Siggurdson


How stupid I was.

 

[Paulie]

‘His strengths’.

I'd like to know his strengths too. To me he is slow, weak, poor in the air and average at his hold up play. What's are his strengths?

 

[Paulie]

I remember being genuinely excited going into 18/19 as we had a front four of

Richarlison Tosun. Walcott

Siggurdson


How stupid I was.

It's OK mate I thought we'd be sound without Gueye.

 

[14towestham]

Got a mate in turkish cyprus who loves Turkish footie.

When we were in for Toshun I obviously asked about him. His simple reply `he is slow but can finish and he likes to eat alot'.

Another example of our multi million pound recruitment analyst/scout/DOF system making a rather large mistake that could have prevented by
speaking to anyone with the slightest knowledge of Turkish football.

 

[Alan Whittle]

I'd like to know his strengths too. To me he is slow, weak, poor in the air and average at his hold up play. What's are his strengths?

He's better than Benteke?

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

I'd like to know his strengths too. To me he is slow, weak, poor in the air and average at his hold up play. What's are his strengths?

Not so loud please.

Let's chat about that after they loan him.

 

[Zezti]

Bet he goes on a scoring spree at Palace and they finish higher than us only on GD.

 

[COYBL25]

He's better than Benteke?

He’s got magic hair too.

 

[Yarrgh]

He’s got magic hair too.

I was just about to write that he had a cracking head of hair.

Has he gone yet?

 

[Alan Whittle]

Bet he goes on a scoring spree at Palace and they finish higher than us only on GD.

I bet Prince Harry gets a job at Burger King.