2017/18 Cenk Tosun

[Hop]

After a traumatic no-goal starting period at Everton , he was under tremendous pressure ; you could tell it looking at his gestures during the game ; arms up all the time - be it for for the referees' decisions or for his teammates' decisions/passes . He's just started warming up - had almost lost his self-confidence .

 

[Nyhus]

Rooney knows a follical surgeon, I'm sure he'll put him in touch.

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See now I wasnt the first making this point. Rooneys hair is garbage, looks like they moved it from his ass.

 

[RayneWooney]

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See now I wasnt the first making this point. Rooneys hair is garbage, looks like they moved it from his ass.

Shouldn't it be curly in that case?

 

[YoboCopter]

I can see why woman go with footballers

A few goals and am already finding him attractive

 

[toffeejack]

Together with AS Roma's wonder kid Cengiz Under, from today's training

What does under wear?

 

[Fletch]

He's trying to nick his barnet I reckon, "come here lad let me look at your hair, mwahahahahaha"

 

[Death]

I adore the plural in trainings from these Turk's.

 

[Nymzee]

Wonder how big the number of GoT members swelled after he signed.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I'm just glad he didn't fall into the Everton pit of despair like Klassen and Sandro. Fans don't know how to be patient (as seen with some our youngsters).

 

[ozz]

What does under wear?

That's a new pun, congrats.

 

[ijjysmith]

Together with AS Roma's wonder kid Cengiz Under, from today's training

That lad is unreal. TAP HIM UP JENK

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

you seen the kip of his head? he's had abar 3 transplants and his hair is still jarg

I'm almost positive that he uses hair building fibers such as Toppik on matchdays but not at trainings and you see the difference.
Poor luck to have lost most of his hair at such a young age due to androgenetic alopecia.

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See now I wasnt the first making this point. Rooneys hair is garbage, looks like they moved it from his ass.

Shouldn't it be curly in that case?

Yup, poor Cenk and Rooney have the baldie curse alright. Personally think they should man up and embrace their fate. Agreed, my use of the word 'good' was bad!

I have a friend who decided to get a hairline tattoo. It looks proper odd. He has to run flippers over his head daily. Each to their own I suppose.

 

[VaguelyBrown]

But that's not how his name is proncounced?

You'd be better off going with "Black Hole Sun" as the template
"Cenk Toeeee-Sun, won't ya come and wash away the pain..."

RIP Chris Cornell, and it still feels horrible and weird to write that.

And Cenk Tosun is excellent at this football lark, we should probably give him a run in the team. And now that Sam has blubbered in the press about how this is all his doing, he's kinda boxed himself into actually playing him some more. Which is no bad thing.

 

[devogue]

Translation from Cenk Tosun's interview in Turkish sports paper Fanatik:

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“Pep is my neighbor we live in the same apartment building but I hardly ever see him,” Tosun told the Fanatik newspaper. “He is out at 6am and does not return until late at night. The man is a workaholic.”

Tosun joked: “He may keep a close eye on me before the Manchester City game, he has a real attention to detail.”

The striker also revealed that Ilkay Gundogan and Leroy Sane also live in the same block.

“Ilkay and Leroy also live in the same block, I am close friends with Ilkay we always meet up,” he added.

“I like it here but I am looking for a house with my wife.”

Gundogan and Tosun were both born in Germany and both are ethnic Turks.

"Wife cooks Turkish food at home. We also eat good stuff at club facilities, coach Sam Alderdyce has brought the Chef from his former club, it's good stuff. I haven't had a chance to sample typical English food yet but I hope I'll like them too".

"They drive on the left here, I struggled at first and took me about 2 weeks but then I adapted. There's always overcast weather here, English people yearn for the sun".

"When they see the sun at 10 degrees, some people walk around wearing shorts, t-shirts, sandals. Some people stretch their arms out of the window. I like cold, I'm used to it from Germany, I don't mind it".

"The day I met our fans at Everton was very special, it felt good. But the moment I scored at Goodison Park, I got goosebumps. The match against Brighton-Hove Albion will always be special for me. In addition I love it when they sing my name in the stands."

"I speak with (Turkey coach) Mircea Lucescu every other week. He wants more of Turkey's players to play in European leagues. When I got the offer (from Everton) I told him and he told me to accept it. From the national team's point of view, about 10 of our players now play in top leagues, this number can increase".

Sam Allardyce also wanted me when he was Crystal Palace manager. But they'd offered Beşiktaş a payment plan and Beşiktaş rejected so that transfer didn't happen at that time. Now we are in Everton and he trusts me very much, and I do everything I can. I'm trying to pay back the trust by scoring goals".

 

[Deleted member 48881]

Lovely stuff, thanks for sharing mate.