Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Good lad. It's okay, we're just missing the lad who claimed to be a Nobel prize nominee.
Any major life achievements you'd care to mention while we're on the subject?
I heard, and this is just a rumour so take it with a pinch of salt, that he once wanked off Cenk Tosun whilst a friend inserted 40lbs of doner meat into his rectum, with mild chilli sauce on and no salad.
Like I say that could be completely fabricated but his posting history thus far leads me to believe it's credible.








