2017/18 Cenk Tosun

[Bungle]

Good lad. It's okay, we're just missing the lad who claimed to be a Nobel prize nominee.

Any major life achievements you'd care to mention while we're on the subject?

I heard, and this is just a rumour so take it with a pinch of salt, that he once wanked off Cenk Tosun whilst a friend inserted 40lbs of doner meat into his rectum, with mild chilli sauce on and no salad.

Like I say that could be completely fabricated but his posting history thus far leads me to believe it's credible.

 

[ozz]

I heard, and this is just a rumour so take it with a pinch of salt, that he once wanked off Cenk Tosun whilst a friend inserted 40lbs of doner meat into his rectum, with mild chilli sauce on and no salad.

Like I say that could be completely fabricated but his posting history thus far leads me to believe it's credible.

You are spot on mate but not once, couple of times a month.

 

[Bungle]

You are spot on mate but not once, couple of times a month.

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[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I heard, and this is just a rumour so take it with a pinch of salt, that he once wanked off Cenk Tosun whilst a friend inserted 40lbs of doner meat into his rectum, with mild chilli sauce on and no salad.

Like I say that could be completely fabricated but his posting history thus far leads me to believe it's credible.

40lb? Amateur.

 

[ozz]

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I thought we had a good thing going on here mate.

 

[Bungle]

I thought we had a good thing going on here mate.

Just trying to build relations between the UK and Turkey, I think we've probably achieved that and come to the conclusion Cenk is crap.

 

[ozz]

Just trying to build relations between the UK and Turkey, I think we've probably achieved that and come to the conclusion Cenk is crap.

Has always been crap, can't believe Sam could not see that after the 4th goal at Champions League.

 

[Bungle]

Has always been crap, can't believe Sam could not see that after the 4th goal at Champions League.

That's all I wanted, we could have saved ourselves half a dozen posts and one of your esteemed colleagues asking for a fight in the other thread if you admitted that earlier.

 

[ozz]

That's all I wanted, we could have saved ourselves half a dozen posts and one of your esteemed colleagues asking for a fight in the other thread if you admitted that earlier.

Come on now, how could we find out more ways to do with a döner if we agreed in the beginning?

 

[islani]

How can I delete my account?

 

[orly]

How can I delete my account?

hahahahahhaha

 

[islani]

hahahahahhaha

I am serious ...

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

How can I delete my account?

Ask a mod nicely

 

[Bungle]

How can I delete my account?

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hahaha

*back on ignore.

 

[Bungle]

In all seriousness though, is Tosun any good?