billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
We isolate anyone upfront. Niasse has strength and pace to get the odd scrap.
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Kev The Rat
Player Valuation: £70m
Disgusting effort level
Hard to blame him, especially at this garbage dump of a game tonight. Our team has the potency of a closeted gay eunuch, can't blame Cenk for shooting blanks like
He's a target man though.
He headed that ball at the end like a male model scared he might wreck his hair. Gutless immobile yard dog.
Erm.... what???
No he isn't. He's a box striker who offers no mobility leading the line. Completely the wrong player.
He reminds me of the time I got a nice cake for my 4th birthday but, when I looked closer, it wasn't cake but actually the realisation that everyone I know will one day slip into the eternal darkness of oblivion.
The irony being his hair looks to be sprayed on by an ambitious yet not quite dexterous toddler who has somehow acquired a can of black paint.
Not suited to a team where hes expected to fight for the ball on the wing 40 yards from goal by himself. That was the right time to go two up top and stop us being pushed back..
StateSideToffee
Player Valuation: £6m
I understand it’s early but I have to say I’m disappointed with Tosun. Tactically he was gash as is to be expected. But I was looking for technical ability from him, and only saw elementary school level passing and touch. He could certainly use a few months with Unsworth in the U23s. Maybe time spent in development will help make something of the lad because it’s a shame how technically deficient he is for how gifted he is physically. Very disappointing how much wasted money we’ve spent. I can’t help but think of what if we’d been able to give Roberto Martinez even a fifth of the funds we’ve spent now.
I thought he was fine
Kev The Rat
Player Valuation: £70m
haha
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