Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[MikeH72]

Anything less than a hat trick and some will have the knives out mate.

Even if he starts banging them in, they'll just call him Jelavic and refuse to budge.

 

[Stantona_Besiktas]

I read here the other day that he's going to be on 140,000k a week. That sounds like a lot for Everton, if it's true, and
I'm wondering what he was on at Besiktas. Just curious.

I think he was on 1.7 mio EUR gross. He would pay approx 25% tax on that, much lower than in the UK. His contract was up for renegotiation so he probably would have been on 2.5 mio EUR if he had stayed.

 

[Winslow89]

I wonder how many forum members are waiting for him to fail as a stick to beat Allardyce/Walsh with.

Some people already have a fully stocked quiver to snipe at Walsh.
I have a few sticks named Klaassen and Sandro, but they're mostly stored away until we get to 40 points.

Cenk to score vs. Spurs in 90 minutes, 7/2 at the moment on SkyBet.

 

[Bungle]

I read here the other day that he's going to be on 140,000k a week. That sounds like a lot for Everton, if it's true, and
I'm wondering what he was on at Besiktas. Just curious.

He was paid 6 donkeys and 3 whores per month

 

[evertondotcom]

He was paid 6 donkeys and 3 whores per month

I was banned for 3 days for less than this ^

Good post though, all the same.

 

[Goat]

I was banned for 3 days for less than this ^

Good post though, all the same.

Reported for playing the ref.

GRASS

 

[Bungle]

I was banned for 3 days for less than this ^

Good post though, all the same.

What was you banned for?

 

[Nymzee]

What was you banned for?

Don't repeat it @DannyEvo that's how he gets you the little sasquatch.

 

[Nymzee]

He was paid 6 donkeys and 3 whores per month

Wish my job paid me like this instead.

 

[Death]

I genuinely wish the lad all the best.

I hope he slots plenty and becomes our first Turkish legend.

I hope not United will be in for him in two years. I just hope he does well, scores in big games against the rs etc maybe scores in a final. But isn't consistent enough for united to come foraging. Due to injuries etc.

 

[evertondotcom]

He was paid 6 donkeys and 3 whores per month

What was you banned for?

Don't repeat it @DannyEvo that's how he gets you the little sasquatch.

I swore and said something nasty about Ross.

 

[ijjysmith]

I swore and said something nasty about Ross.

Flagged this.

 

[Stantona_Besiktas]

He was paid 6 donkeys and 3 whores per month

That is culturally insensitive. Everybody knows its camels not donkeys.

 

[Frang]

I swore and said something nasty about Ross.

reported.

 

[Eggs]

I swore and said something nasty about Ross.

..I had to move house when I criticised Barkley 18 months ago and I didn’t even swear.