Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[meagher94]

Get the feeling he's gonna be so painfully bang average. Prove me wrong Cenk lad.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I feel all Davy over this one.

 

[CairnsToffee]

I told you three days ago it was £27m and done you massive bellend

Bryan you would be perfect working for MasterCard, your type of customer service would be massively underrated

 

[ExpatinBangkok]

Get the feeling he's gonna be so painfully bang average. Prove me wrong Cenk lad.

On the other hand, ' painfully bang average' will be a bug improvement on our current set of strikers

 

[4737carlin]

In 12 months time he will be regarded as one of the best strikers in the Premier League and the media will be linking him with United for 80m, got a good feeling about this one

 

[Goat]

SMASH IT LAD

 

[FTY]

Who's this bloke most like? Out of strikers about in world football right now

Never seen him kick a thing

 

[Zezti]

Who's this bloke most like? Out of strikers about in world football right now

Never seen him kick a thing

He's similar to Cenk Tosun.

 

[Goat]

Anyway, finally got round to giving the boy a going over and sadly I must say, hes not the answer. He will get bullied in this league, hes quite skillful and has decent pace but strength wise its not great.

Its not totally bad, hes decent on the ball and he would play well up top in a 2, but as for a number 9 leading the line, well we see.

The 1 thing I will say is he will score goals, so its not a waste of dough, its just hes unlikely to be the monster up top I wanted.

70/30 chance of success.

 

[the_leftback]

He’s Cenk Tosun (doo doo doo doo)
He’s Cenk Tosun, and I say
He’s all right
He’s all right

(Here Comes the Sun, The Beatles)

 

[TheBigIguana]

So it's a race against the clock to get him available for Friday. I'll assume he's unavailable

 

[FTY]

Not gonna throw him on in the derby if he's not even done a session with us are they lol

Imagine being on the pitch and seeing Sam getting a random Turkish bloke you've never met to warm up in order to save our season you'd be baffled hahaha

 

[GwladysBlue]

I’d stick him straight in for the derby, tbh. At least he hasn’t had the chance to be ruined as an attacking footballer by Fat Sam in that case.

 

[McMagic]

Anyway, finally got round to giving the boy a going over and sadly I must say, hes not the answer. He will get bullied in this league, hes quite skillful and has decent pace but strength wise its not great.

Its not totally bad, hes decent on the ball and he would play well up top in a 2, but as for a number 9 leading the line, well we see.

The 1 thing I will say is he will score goals, so its not a waste of dough, its just hes unlikely to be the monster up top I wanted.

70/30 chance of success.

I haven't seen him at all yet. You didn't mention his heading ability, can he 'flick on' a goalies clearance to a runner or will he be
the runner. If he's a runner, get someone for £2M like Rudy Gestede from Borough(Not much on the floor but like Hickson or
Ferguson in the air). The reason for my concern for the heading ability is, our 'Backs' will never be able to 'play out' from the back,
so there's going to be plenty of 'up and unders'.

 

[MikeH72]

I haven't seen him at all yet. You didn't mention his heading ability, can he 'flick on' a goalies clearance to a runner or will he be
the runner. If he's a runner, get someone for £2M like Rudy Gestede from Borough(Not much on the floor but like Hickson or
Ferguson in the air). The reason for my concern for the heading ability is, our 'Backs' will never be able to 'play out' from the back,
so there's going to be plenty of 'up and unders'.

They'd never be on the pitch together anyway because our club is married to the 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 formation.