Casting for Everton: The Movie

[summerisle]

Lucas Digne

Schneiderlin :

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Bungling Bill Kenwright and the man who'll tear them apart....again.

 

[Tommy F]

Thomas Turgoose (This is England), England's No 1

 

[CrustySack]

Worf as Jolean Lescott

 

[Pantocoyb]

Tim Howard

 

[John Barton]

PMSL This thread is the funniest in years

 

[sageyefc]

Daniel day Lewis as oumar

 

[Tipp blue]

Schneiderlin could also do Scott Gemmill if required.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Gravesen and Carsely

 

[Eggs]

...Jordan Pickford.

 

[BernieH]

Tom Davies

 

[BernieH]

Lucas Digne

 

[Death]

This Everton steward could play our new manager

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What a manager. Doing an Undercover Boss style scout on the club before joining. Such drive.

 

[Death]

Is this a picture on Colin Farrell?
Is this a picture of Marco Silver?
It doesn’t matter, they’re the same person.

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No, one can display a lot of range for a camera. The other does not.

 

[Death]

Tom Selleck as Big Neville Southall

"Selleck suffers heart attack after getting body ready for a role of a lifetime in upcoming movie Everton- Nothing Will Ever Be The Same."