Sprinkle the dust of many saws over the engine block mate.
Ijjy, please note 'jumping your car' doesn't mean doing rude things with your body and the exhaust pipe.
Hahaha, I now have a picture in my mind of ijjy slowly backing away from the exhaust.
Ijjy, please note 'jumping your car' doesn't mean doing rude things with your body and the exhaust pipe.
Im sure there was a genuine programme about this, blokes having sexual relationships with their cars. I think it basically consisted of blokes bashing one out over the car then cuddling it.
Im sure there was a genuine programme about this, blokes having sexual relationships with their cars. I think it basically consisted of blokes bashing one out over the car then cuddling it.
I've now got an image of Ijjy giving his car a facial and then dozing off to sleep spooning with it.
B1 5EP
Be honest, it's aroused you more than it should have hasn't it?
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For a first car it's a little belter, great fun to drive.
get a skoda.
okay mate.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what is degs upto today.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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