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Ijjy, please note 'jumping your car' doesn't mean doing rude things with your body and the exhaust pipe.
 
Ijjy, please note 'jumping your car' doesn't mean doing rude things with your body and the exhaust pipe.

Im sure there was a genuine programme about this, blokes having sexual relationships with their cars. I think it basically consisted of blokes bashing one out over the car then cuddling it.
 
Im sure there was a genuine programme about this, blokes having sexual relationships with their cars. I think it basically consisted of blokes bashing one out over the car then cuddling it.

I've now got an image of Ijjy giving his car a facial and then dozing off to sleep spooning with it.
 
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For a first car it's a little belter, great fun to drive.
 
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