Caption competition

[Moomin]

" Where the fcuk is Neville???? "

 

[Elong]

The parents need shooting.

(that's not a caption, that's just what needs to happen).

 

[Moomin]

" ROLF HARRIS DREW ME "

 

[Shibbywiggles]

My parents had to take out a second mortgage to buy this full kit and you can't beat ****ing Stevenage ****ing Borough?!?!?

 

[Tubey]

THE BADGE, IT'S BURNING MY CHEST, IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRNS...

 

[tommye]

"shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot"
@tony hibbert

 

[Bungle]

 

[ToffeeDan]

FFS Everton shoot. I can only count to 30!!!

 

[caught]

Adopt me, Bobby!

 

[Bilko]

Great picture from the Guardian, what could he possibly be shouting?
http://www.theguardian.com/football...picture-of-the-day-passion-young-football-fan

"If I have to come over to you...........!"

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

Great picture from the Guardian, what could he possibly be shouting?
http://www.theguardian.com/football...picture-of-the-day-passion-young-football-fan

"Operation Goodison Exercise Has Begun!!!!!!"

 

[Pat's Van]

he's clearly going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH" !!!

 

[Housequake]

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?! YOUR C*NTING DAUGHTER?!"

 

[uknightbreed]

"wheres my pocket money gone bill !"

 

[Eggs]

Great picture from the Guardian, what could he possibly be shouting?
http://www.theguardian.com/football...picture-of-the-day-passion-young-football-fan

...I've got another 60 years of watching this.