Caption competition

[Chris]

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Caption : ?

 

[Welton Toffee]

WHAT?! I'm a football player?! You sure?!

 

[tezzathelezza]

Quick, Anyone got a match. Its pure methane!

 

[tezzathelezza]

"Got to go luv, just got Turtles head"

 

[chicoazul]

Its a porn pose. The winner will make reference to this, probably. Something about Mr February or the like.

 

[micknick]

'In Holland we likesh to let the ladies go down like thesh'

 

[fozzy]

[Poor language removed] that was a heavey night ive woken up on a bench again!!!

 

[zero]

[Poor language removed] that was a heavey night ive woken up on a bench again!!!

lmao!! we have a winner I reckon top quality Fozzy

 

[SuitsBlue]

"want to chat, get a date, maybe something more, meet sporty men in your area call...."

 

[chicoazul]

If found, please return to Finch Farm.

 

[SuitsBlue]

''y'alright robbie, i need a few grams, for cash, sort us out laaa"

 

[TX Bill]

"I'm telling you, that Fernandes is not THAT bad of a player..."

 

[Neiler]

"Have you seen my dog"

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Hurts

'It hurts when I do this Mick'.

 

[monty]

Hold on love I'm about to fart