Caption Competition

[Pblueman]

No where's that cake carrying clown gone lads ?

So Bills wage cuts were going well, now where are the alligator pools again?

 

[Neiler]

Who forgot the Nike kit ffs!

 

[Neiler]

You play for Arsenal now Mikel mate!

 

[BiggyRat]

Right. No more Russian pre seasons then!

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Cahill to Barkley(?): "I know how to do the Australian Crawl you [Poor language removed]!"

 

[Duncan Disordely]

Bill said the Arteta money was buried somewhere around here...

 

[Changy]

Bill said the Arteta money was buried somewhere around here...

Anyone seen Francisco Junior?

 

[BiggyRat]

HIBBO SCORED A SHOAL!!!!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

And this is the exact spot that Rapid Vienna were formed.... now where's that 'arl arse Weir ?

 

[nigelcoyb]

Roundy speaking:


"Anyone seen Moyes?

Said he's gonna baptise you all being the Moyesiah 'n all.....effin' lunatic.

Told me he was gonna walk on water earlier .....

what's that dark shadow behind fellaini?

Oh feck get an ambulance!!"

 

[Southall]

Cahill; Hahaha, What sort of fish pedicure were you expecting with our budget???

 

[BoysInBlue]

Everton's decision to hold their pre-season training camp in Devon took the playing staff by surprise.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

These surfboards are ****.

 

[Huyton Layne]

After hearing about Man Utd's Financial news. Bill Kenright decides to try and float Everton.

 

[Vic Flange]

Jag's ya [Poor language removed], why did ye have te hoof it in the wata? Ya know it's the last ball we've got!! F%&kin bellend!

 

[FTY]

Cahill:''So this is how much movement you want from us against Utd?''