Caption Competition

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Elstone Launches new half-time competition, 'Which cone is the Yobo hoof under ? '

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The Blue Union launch surveillance operation at Goodison using s.t. holders from the Family Enclosure.

"Hello Bill, it's Elsto, don't tell them the **** we are in FFS !!, hold on Bill I'm sure that cone just moved"

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Followiing the leccy being cut off, a new p.a. system is to be used at G.P., we believe the club are the foirst to introduce such a system with a negative carbon footprint, when the new UEFA regs come in regarding emissions we will be in a strong position to win the c.l."

 

[Inno17]

"Wait until I'm 500 yards away and press detonate, remember it needs to look like an accident or the insurance won't pay out, oh, and make sure that Bill is in the building....."

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

"Yeah Bill the last line of defence is in place, it'll definately stop any protestors and rumours are that Arsene is preparing a bid for them"

 

[BigBlueConk]

Cones are dancing in the street after beating us 5-0!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

"What was that click ? did you hear a click Bill, and like a whirring sound ?"

 

[Tully]

Hello is that Bill? Theres a another problem, I accidently sat on one of those cones outside and those investers kinda caught me and **** off, sorry but i've ballsed up AGAIN.

 

[blue61]

"And here we are on the opening day of the season 2018/19 as the crowd rush along Goodison Road 10 minutes before kick off against Barrow in the eagerly awaited curtain raiser to the evo stick conference, cheers Bill"

 

[zero]

" The second one bill? Is that where you've hid the insurance for the wall? "

 

[MoreCows]

"No I'm afraid we can't afford goalposts this year. Nevermind, these will do."

 

[anotherbecksplease]

yeah bill ground shares all sorted weve got the top of spellow lane

 

[Frank Drebin]

"Specialised Hibbert ballboy money well spent."

 

[TheNinja]

"The new Orange and White away strip launch photo shoot wasn't going too well...."