Caption competition

[artetas sock]

"I forgot to tell you Tim ,Jags had a sh** in there before!"

10,000 Mongolian Turik to the winner!!

 

[heatmeiser]

"Yes Vicky, the waxwork is very life-like. Just one thing....."

"I know, I know, but we ran out of right hands!"

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

We tied the Kangaroo down sport, his balls are in this bucket.....

 

[MapleLeafEvertonian]

"Alright Tim, Bill said that the lost Gosling contract is at the bottom of that bucket.....why are you laughing timmy?"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

This is a pail imitation of a bucket , plassy ffs? I'm the bladdy wetbix kid ya bladdy mangrul.

 

[davek]

"Come on Tim, that fcuking octopus takes less time to choose than you".

 

[bluebastardo]

Cahill accepts new pot to piss in on behalf of the club.

 

[HirsuteBlue]

This weeks saviour of Liverpool FC is.... hang on, the bucket is empty!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

"I forgot to tell you Tim ,Jags had a sh** in there before!"

10,000 Mongolian Turik to the winner!!

''Come on out now Paul, we've got work for you''

 

[toffeestillidie]

Tim Cahill emerging from the new Le Coq Sportif Player-in-a-Bucket! In stores now!

 

[chicoazul]

And the handpicked winner of our Win A Date With Tim competition is...a Miss S Stobbart of Newcastle..."



Still too early?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

"So I'll deny everything in an overemotional statement, you get the poppers."

 

[Brownie]

Daaaaaaaaamn, these beats are soooooooooooooooooo fresh.

 

[wolf277]

no ,defo , we don't look gay at all darling

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

*do hagues voice in your head.

"It's ok for you skipping along, this butt plug off Mandleson has a burr on it,"