Can you identify yourself here !

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I don't think the OP means do you recognize yourself from the actual picture FFS lol
It is a confusing opening post TBF, particularly for those who don't use/can't access Twitter.
For those who missed it this was the rest of the thread with suggested 'types' of fan.


Everton Da's known for being angry at young players constantly but would love Troy Deeney at the club. Refusal to accept stats as they have eyes.They love talking about Everton from 30 years ago "iv seen us win things".. Moise Kean & Tom Davies will never ever be good enough.

Fifa Fans Think they have completed football. Know everything there is to know about every footballer that's ever existed. Will dismiss a player if he's not at least 80+ rated on FIFA, like to build starting 11 formations based on chemistry rather than anything else.

Stat Fans love banging on about xG & Xa and posting pictures of graphs, bar charts & pre assists. Enjoy analysis of footballers than actually watching football. If a player has good stats then they will defend them until they are blue in the face.

Doom & Gloom fans glass is always half empty, we are gonna lose, he's gonna get injured "everton that" "here comes Everton" mentality. Mentally draining on other fans as they don't ever want to be happy, unless it's when Everton lose & they say told you so.. they love posting

Finance fans obsessed with FFP, players wages, transfer fees, club investments & the board. Like to tell you we can't afford to sign any players ever again. Like to worry other fans regarding money at the club. And always dismiss any involvement from Usmanov..we know he is

Carlo Clan infatuated with Carlo, he can't do no wrong and is a super human! How dare we ever question anything he does.. almost god like.. if he done something that didn't work .. " Carlo works in mysterious ways" sort of attitude.. in Carlo we trust, if Carlo wants him so do I.

Fake famous fans they have a K next to there followers. They tweet & think skysports pundits see and read it, They see themselves as social influencers.Tend to sit on the fence so they don't lose followers while agreeing with everyone's.Tend to get involved in podcasts or youtube

PlayerSZN fans - Say Dub, Ratioed, W, aired and call people G alot. Normally 17 and need a pan of Scouse, rep a player and arch enemy of the Da's! Obsessed with likes, retweets & FB? crave love & attention..bless
 

First entry I see on that thread....
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How do we know? Is there a picture of you on GOT?
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