cakes and pastries

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

even your good self and coyney couldn't have coped with her buns,
you should've seen the size of her bum
she could've played for bradford at the back of the scrum
(another class set of lyrics from the macc lads...sweaty betty)

 

[Vim Fuego]

Sayers Caramel Donuts?

I challenge thou with a Krispy Kreme Original.

I accept your challenge with glee, as i know that the Sayers caramel doughnut is beyond redemption.

Loads a 10lb canon ball into gattee just incase

 

[Desaparecido]

Naturally I have to go continental with Pain-au-Chocolat, with coffee blacker than Batshit in a cave.

 

[monty]

Naturally I have to go continental with Pain-au-Chocolat, with coffee blacker than Batshit in a cave.

coffee as black as Bruces [Poor language removed] wow

 

[ricardobee]

My birds's tiramisu just can't be beat.

you lot are gettin me reet jealous about sayers, they only have greggs down in Brighton. A mere shadow of the perfection in pastry sold by sayers.

There's a good place called the original cornish pasty shop in town, but ffs they're about £4 a go.

Just watchin total recall on tv, gonna go have a proper armbreaker over that girl with 3 tits now