Summerskin
Player Valuation: £35m
Look at the difference in size, and yet Tim can probably out-jump him.
Phwoar.

Meireles and Johnson look like even bigger tits than they do on the pitch.
Carroll... well, that's an even more difficult feat to pull off.
Cahill looks as sexy as ever. Clearly I'm not at all biased here.
As the saying goes:
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Well played, Timmy C. Well played, indeed.
I've never had a pint with a blue![]()
You've never had a pint!
Meireles' outfit makes me think he'd like to get close to the lot of them.