Bring back the Toffee Lady?

[Dario Terracotta]

Definitely still happening now, saw it the other week.

Yep think I saw a little girl in the full Toffee lady garb too

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Definitely still happening now, saw it the other week.

I'm never in early enough tbh, usually due to said daughter & son making us last minute every week

 

[The binman chronicles]

I'm never in early enough tbh, usually due to said daughter & son making us last minute every week

It's quite a bit before kick off tbf.

 

[TonyT65]

Me Arl fella was a bit of a Tory so I spent my early years hob nobbing in heated seats and the players lounge after the game ,
But was always gutted I didn't get me hands on them sweets
By the time I promoted meself to the GSE at about 13yr old they had lost a bit of allure

 

[Bluebonic]

Have you seen the rotten gnashers on the young uns nowadays? , trying to bite down on a hard toffee mint would have most of them in the Dental hospital the next day. It would have to be the Haribo lady these days, so their mingy teeth can cope

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Maybe a Toffee Drag Queen would appease everyone

Jeez,new contract for Calvert Lewin then?

 

[Vaughan]

got a toffee at a game recently, still happens. it’s early though

 

[Yarrgh]

….presume there’s a PC reason we no longer have one but I like that tradition.

Well bring back Mr Testicles too then.

 

[Buzz Lightyear]

My Grandaughter was Toffee Girl for the Villa game. The club sent a full new kit as she was also a mascot after going round the pitch handing out toffees ( not allowed to throw, but every steward and bizzie got one, and the villa fans in the ground were fantastic) . We also got four tickets for the game and food, all at no cost.

 

[arch stanton]

Well bring back Mr Testicles too then.

you applying for the gig bro?

 

[Yarrgh]

you applying for the gig bro?

I was born for the role!

 

[Cork Evertonian]

I would love us to have that tradition carried on at our new stadium, but it would be a Health & Safety. and gender equality nightmare

Yes you got there before me mate. It looks like this unique Everton tradition was stopped because of the complaining of the woke brigade.

 

[Vintage]

Well bring back Mr Testicles too then.

Have a relaunch and call him Blue Balls

 

[KaiserEFC]

So you’re telling me we’ve gotten so woke and health and safety that the toffee lady shows up when I’m still in the pub, hands out sweets and THEYRE NOT EVEN TOFFEES??!!

what has this club become.

 

[GoldenToffee]

One week Toffee Girl/Lady normal-looking female.
Next week Toffee Queer, looks like Mr Slave.
Next week Toffee Boy/Man, normal-looking male.
Next week Toffee Them, purple haired man dressed as a woman, but dead tall and with big masculine muscles.
Next week Toffee It, come straight from a shift at Starbucks, an actual woman trying to look like a man without being referred to as a man.
Next week Toffee She-he, looks like something from a Little Britain sketch.

It's only fair the club treats all genders fairly.