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[bluebastardo]

Can we cut out the petty squabbling lads?

If ghost wants to push buttons, you can hardly complain when the bell eventually rings.

The Sky Sports Presenter looks rather fit today though.

 

[bluebastardo]

BB knows I'm joking with him. He's too easy.

Going to watch my favourite ever player.

Nope. I don't.
And nope, I'm not.

 

[Neiler]

Lets let nature take its course - see you soon Landon.

Its hard to get a decent pie in L.A. trust me.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

You two are like a fukkin comedy act..!!

haha..

 

[bluebastardo]

You two are like a fukkin comedy act..!!

haha..

Now you've got me thinking about all the duos over the years and wondering which half I'd rather be.
They're either fat and funny or sensible and boring.

 

[BiggyRat]

You two are like a fukkin comedy act..!!

French & Saunders?

 

[bluebastardo]

French & Saunders?

 

[micknick]

Sod off ghost.
Everton made an official announcement this afternoon. They DIDN'T make an official announcement yesterday. Do you have to be a tit 24 hours a day m8?

AND IT'S YOU'RE, NOT YOUR for crying out loud.

Its also mate not m8.

 

[bluebastardo]

Its also mate not m8.

And 'Its' is It's. Ok smart ass?

 

[micknick]

And 'Its' is It's. Ok smart ass?

Touche.

 

[bluebastardo]

Touche.

Moustaches are gay.

 

[BiggyRat]

Isn't it Touche' ???

 

[bluebastardo]

Isn't it Touche' ???

I didn't want to say.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Not to mention, we're in England so it's arse rather than ass. Just saying.

 

[bluebastardo]

Not to mention, we're in England so it's arse rather than ass. Just saying.

I think you'll find 'arse' has been pronounced 'ass' since at least Shakespeare's time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of English into British and American variants.
Not everyone on the internet is a cocky Scouser.