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Kurt. · April 15, 2016

Get on evertondirect.com today and get yourself an Everton watch for a tenner...... cheap as chips

carlos21 · April 15, 2016

Kurt said:
Get on evertondirect.com today and get yourself an Everton watch for a tenner...... cheap as chips

Well done mate.

Brendan Janus · April 15, 2016

Kurt said:
Get on evertondirect.com today and get yourself an Everton watch for a tenner...... cheap as chips

Have the put the hour forward on it ?

Eggs · April 15, 2016

Kurt said:
Get on evertondirect.com today and get yourself an Everton watch for a tenner...... cheap as chips

...cue for jokes.

Alanbileysfeathercut · April 15, 2016

Kurt said:
Get on evertondirect.com today and get yourself an Everton watch for a tenner...... cheap as chips

Are they seconds?

larbert toffee · April 15, 2016

Eggs said:
...cue for jokes.

It's about time we had some watch jokes.

StuBarlow · April 15, 2016

I went Meadows on Prescot road today. I walked in, unzipped my fly and slapped my cock down on the counter. The young lady looked at me stunned and said "Sir, I'm sorry this is a watchmakers." I said "Great, put a couple of hands on this."

Baines' left foot · April 16, 2016

I'm viewing a car today. Please please please don't be a heap of junk when I get there.

silent bob · April 16, 2016

This afternoon i have to go to B+Q to buy some Weedol.

l4toffee · April 16, 2016

silent bob said:
This afternoon i have to go to B+Q to buy some Weedol.

That's sounds better than going the game . I'm still trying to motivate myself to move out my seat.

Yorkie · April 16, 2016

I'm leaving work early today

evertoniandy · April 16, 2016

l4toffee said:
That's sounds better than going the game . I'm still trying to motivate myself to move out my seat.

I didn't go. Too pished still. lol

kev · April 16, 2016

Apparently Everton played Southampton today

Bilko · April 16, 2016

Young Munster beat current champions Lansdowne 22-3 ,lost out on home advantage in the play offs as Cork Con got a bonus point in their game and so beat us on points difference,ever walked out a ground having won but feeling like you got beat !.

if they had won home advantage, i'd have gone. but I have an anniversary mass to attend next Saturday and yes it starts at the same time as the cup semi final.Unreal, my mate Tommy ( it's his mass) has a lot to answer for , and he was a Man U fan.

Eggs · April 16, 2016

Bilko said:
Young Munster beat current champions Lansdowne 22-3 ,lost out on home advantage in the play offs as Cork Con got a bonus point in their game and so beat us on points difference,ever walked out a ground having won but feeling like you got beat !.

if they had won home advantage, i'd have gone. but I have an anniversary mass to attend next Saturday and yes it starts at the same time as the cup semi final.Unreal, my mate Tommy ( it's his mass) has a lot to answer for , and he was a Man U fan.

....I presume that's Gaelic football, it sounds like Munster are still in with a shout.