evertoniandy
Player Valuation: £10m
Feeling the urge to go squeeze one out now.Need a dump.
Feeling the urge to go squeeze one out now.Need a dump.
Thanks kid. How are you Carlito?Come on mate hope you get better soon mate.
I am good today mate.Thanks kid. How are you Carlito?

Nice one mate have fun,Going to visit my week old grandson in hospital in a bit![]()
One of the true joys in life.I've just farted and it almost started a scrap it smells that good
One of the true joys in life.
Evolutionary biologist's postulate that rats will become as big as cows and be an apex predator ...can't recall the time frame but it would have to be a long one.http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/11/huge-4ft-long-rat-found-in-childrens-playground-in-london-5746789/
Huge 4ft-long rat found in children’s playground in London
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NO NO NO (Picture: SWNS)
BURN IT WITH FIRE.
This is the terrifying 4ft-long rat that was discovered by a gas worker in London, and it is the stuff of nightmares.
Engineer Tony Smith discovered the animal’s corpse, which he says weighed about 25lbs, while working on a block of flats in Hackney, east London.
He says that he found the monstrous creature lying in a busy next to a children’s playground which backed onto a railway line near Hackney Downs.
Tony, 46, said: ‘This is the largest rat I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
‘I’ve got a cat and a Jack Russell and it was bigger than both of those put together. I’d say it was about four foot.
‘We were going to stick it in the bin, but before we did we thought we better take a picture or people won’t believe it’s real.’
Tony also said that the estate where he has been working has suffered a rat infestation – and thinks that their ‘good diet’ could have resulted in the rat’s mammoth size.
He said: ‘The bins get left open nearby so these little fellas have a pretty good diet.’
The rat’s supposedly mammoth size comes after warnings from pest control experts – who say that rats are becoming immune to traditional poisons.
It’s also thought that they are becoming bigger as they feed off discarded takeaways and thrown away food.
Shuddder.
That's just downright scary!! I think i'd run at it and boot it as many times as possible if I saw that!!http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/11/huge-4ft-long-rat-found-in-childrens-playground-in-london-5746789/
Huge 4ft-long rat found in children’s playground in London
![]()
NO NO NO (Picture: SWNS)
BURN IT WITH FIRE.
This is the terrifying 4ft-long rat that was discovered by a gas worker in London, and it is the stuff of nightmares.
Engineer Tony Smith discovered the animal’s corpse, which he says weighed about 25lbs, while working on a block of flats in Hackney, east London.
He says that he found the monstrous creature lying in a busy next to a children’s playground which backed onto a railway line near Hackney Downs.
Tony, 46, said: ‘This is the largest rat I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
‘I’ve got a cat and a Jack Russell and it was bigger than both of those put together. I’d say it was about four foot.
‘We were going to stick it in the bin, but before we did we thought we better take a picture or people won’t believe it’s real.’
Tony also said that the estate where he has been working has suffered a rat infestation – and thinks that their ‘good diet’ could have resulted in the rat’s mammoth size.
He said: ‘The bins get left open nearby so these little fellas have a pretty good diet.’
The rat’s supposedly mammoth size comes after warnings from pest control experts – who say that rats are becoming immune to traditional poisons.
It’s also thought that they are becoming bigger as they feed off discarded takeaways and thrown away food.
Shuddder.