'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

SpurtingLesbian · November 13, 2015

http://www.skegnessstandard.co.uk/news/local/plant-pot-damaged-during-row-in-alford-1-7045012

A plant pot has been damaged during a disturbance in Alford on Thursday.
It happened in West Street between 10.30pm and 11.30pm.
Anyone with information should call 101, quoting incident number 60 of October 30.

evertoniandy · November 13, 2015

Bryan said:
I've written 1865 words today, its almost as long as @Baines' left foot London Manifesto against his bredren.

He lives in London? He's not said.

Baines' left foot · November 13, 2015

evertoniandy said:
He lives in London? He's not said.

Do you want to come and stay over, mate? I'll show you the lights of the big city!

Groucho · November 13, 2015

I'm going to make a nice cup of tea and have a biscuit or two.

Sent from my iCouch

Tramps_mate · November 13, 2015

Just received my first thread ban... ( I think)

evertoniandy · November 13, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
Do you want to come and stay over, mate? I'll show you the lights of the big city!

I'll take you up on that if I'm in the area.

27 m UK. U?

Kurt. · November 14, 2015

Went to watch a footy match in Denbigh last night, got there a bit early so me and a mate went to a nearby pub for a quick couple of pints..... went and sat in what was known ( by the sign on the door ) as 'The Darts Room'...... turns out we'd walked into Mark Websters local just as he was beginning his game against Barney in the darts last night.... didn't wanna leave the place haha.... great atmosphere.

Baines' left foot · November 14, 2015

evertoniandy said:
I'll take you up on that if I'm in the area.

27 m UK. U?

27 m UK. We're perfect for eachother.

evertoniandy · November 14, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
27 m UK. We're perfect for eachother.

rascal · November 15, 2015

I had a wank last night in an act of defiance against Daesh.

Rugby Toffee · November 15, 2015

I had beans on toast for brekkie , then filled the birds feeders up, washed up ....

Whistlin' Dixie · November 15, 2015

Still ruined from last night...

Folks, a litre of smirnoff is not good for ya.

Caolam · November 15, 2015

I see we are back in the papers in regard to an American take over bid. This time it appears to be three different consortiums interested. Paper quotes an expert as saying deal will be done in 3 months.
Time to up in that cheeky bid for Messi to ensure delivery by Christmas.