'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

l4toffee · November 4, 2015

No kip last night at all . Went the gym lasted 15 minutes . I've somehow ended up in werherspoons having a pint.

bit wrong at this time of day but f it . this lack of sleep every day is driving me round the twist.

Rugby Toffee · November 4, 2015

Waiting for a set of steps to be delivered

SpurtingLesbian · November 4, 2015

Had an early meeting with a lass called Lorraine this morning.

Now I can't stop singing 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone'

Deleted member 24970 · November 4, 2015

I have just had a tasty sausage on thick toast with red sauce.

I expect to now have Ebola, Hepatitus ABCXYZ and Bowel cancer by 1pm.

Kurt. · November 4, 2015

DualityNSNO said:
Got a job.

Hand or Blow ?

Well done sunshine xx

Ashtonian · November 4, 2015

Tom Jones is to have a DNA test to see if he is black..........

l4toffee · November 4, 2015

Still in the pub .

Double brandy and Coke and a pint of Devils back on X 5 so far

I'll be asleep soon

Call me a cab please

Donald Twain · November 4, 2015

SpurtingLesbian said:
Had an early meeting with a lass called Lorraine this morning.

Now I can't stop singing 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone'

** shakes head

Donald Twain · November 4, 2015

l4toffee said:
Still in the pub .

Double brandy and Coke and a pint of Devils back on X 5 so far

I'll be asleep soon

Call me a cab please

Try and spell Wetherspoon's now mate.

Brendan Janus · November 4, 2015

l4toffee said:
No kip last night at all . Went the gym lasted 15 minutes . I've somehow ended up in werherspoons having a pint.

bit wrong at this time of day but f it . this lack of sleep every day is driving me round the twist.

Really annoying, not being able to sleep, happens to me regularly !!

dholliday · November 4, 2015

The British government will install telescreens in every UK home...nobody is interested.

Groucho · November 4, 2015

dholliday said:
The British government will install telescreens in every UK home...nobody is interested.

Pfft. @Bungle has had one in all of ours for years.

silent bob · November 4, 2015

Bought some thermal socks from ASDA. Surprisingly they work rather well.

Deleted member 28206 · November 4, 2015

Just bought a new iPhone.

Deleted member 28206 · November 4, 2015

l4toffee said:
No kip last night at all . Went the gym lasted 15 minutes . I've somehow ended up in werherspoons having a pint.

bit wrong at this time of day but f it . this lack of sleep every day is driving me round the twist.

You are pyar L4.