'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[l4toffee]

No kip last night at all . Went the gym lasted 15 minutes . I've somehow ended up in werherspoons having a pint.

bit wrong at this time of day but f it . this lack of sleep every day is driving me round the twist.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Waiting for a set of steps to be delivered

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Had an early meeting with a lass called Lorraine this morning.

Now I can't stop singing 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone'

 

[Deleted member 24970]

I have just had a tasty sausage on thick toast with red sauce.

I expect to now have Ebola, Hepatitus ABCXYZ and Bowel cancer by 1pm.

 

[Kurt.]

Got a job.

Hand or Blow ?







Well done sunshine xx

 

[Ashtonian]

Tom Jones is to have a DNA test to see if he is black..........

 

[l4toffee]

Still in the pub .

Double brandy and Coke and a pint of Devils back on X 5 so far

I'll be asleep soon

Call me a cab please

 

[Donald Twain]

Had an early meeting with a lass called Lorraine this morning.

Now I can't stop singing 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone'

** shakes head

 

[Donald Twain]

Still in the pub .

Double brandy and Coke and a pint of Devils back on X 5 so far

I'll be asleep soon

Call me a cab please

Try and spell Wetherspoon's now mate.

 

[Brendan Janus]

No kip last night at all . Went the gym lasted 15 minutes . I've somehow ended up in werherspoons having a pint.

bit wrong at this time of day but f it . this lack of sleep every day is driving me round the twist.

Really annoying, not being able to sleep, happens to me regularly !!

 

[dholliday]

The British government will install telescreens in every UK home...nobody is interested.

 

[Groucho]

The British government will install telescreens in every UK home...nobody is interested.

Pfft. @Bungle has had one in all of ours for years.

 

[silent bob]

Bought some thermal socks from ASDA. Surprisingly they work rather well.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just bought a new iPhone.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

No kip last night at all . Went the gym lasted 15 minutes . I've somehow ended up in werherspoons having a pint.

bit wrong at this time of day but f it . this lack of sleep every day is driving me round the twist.

You are pyar L4.