'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

Baines' left foot · September 9, 2015

I've just complained about my neighbour's utter bell end of a dog's continuous barking to the council. They're sending someone round in half an hour.

LOL. Bad grass me. Don't even care.

l4toffee · September 9, 2015

The new Krays film is quality .

JammyP · September 9, 2015

Leonard Rossiter said:
I have a large hole in the front of my house.

Close the door mate. It's night now and the house will get cold.

HuddersfieldToffee · September 10, 2015

If anyone's about in Huddersfield, could you get us a fag? My girlfriend's nephew is here and we're babysitting and I am craving so bad I would wear a Liverpool ki- well it's not that bad but it's pretty bad.

EDIT: I want a cigarette, not a fag jesus.

Ducans elbow · September 10, 2015

Having knee surgery tomorrow but no one cares,

Huyton Layne · September 10, 2015

Set up a bucket of water trap for the chipmunks that are digging under my garage foundation. Got 3 in 3 days. Horrible emptying the bloated corpses in to a bin bag but set the trap right back up to get any more that are left. NEA

Eggs · September 10, 2015

Layne said:
Set up a bucket of water trap for the chipmunks that are digging under my garage foundation. Got 3 in 3 days. Horrible emptying the bloated corpses in to a bin bag but set the trap right back up to get any more that are left. NEA

....first Cecil the Tiger and now Alvin.

Donald Twain · September 10, 2015

Ducans elbow said:
Having knee surgery tomorrow but no one cares,

I care!

tonyhorne · September 10, 2015

Ducans elbow said:
Having knee surgery tomorrow but no one cares,

I don't not care if that's any good.

Best of luck, anyway. Let us know how it goes (pictures and everything!)

Fuleco · September 10, 2015

Voting has closed in the Labour leadership election.

deipnosophist · September 10, 2015

Ducans elbow said:
Having knee surgery tomorrow but no one cares,

ligament damage?

tonyhorne · September 10, 2015

Ducans elbow said:
Having knee surgery tomorrow but no one cares,

And if you need replacements, go to Chester Zoo as you'll get 2 ape knees for a penny......

Huyton Layne · September 10, 2015

Eggs said:
....first Cecil the Tiger and now Alvin.

Omg if I wasn't such a wuss I could have made little glasses for one and took an Alvin, Simon and Theodore pic

Eggs · September 10, 2015

Layne said:
Omg if I wasn't such a wuss I could have made little glasses for one and took an Alvin, Simon and Theodore pic

...can't say I've seen a chipmunk in Liverpool.

Huyton Layne · September 10, 2015

Eggs said:
...can't say I've seen a chipmunk in Liverpool.

Hadn't myself. Guess they're sort of squirrelly but move like rats. Was never arsed with then until the started messing with the foundation. Now I get to spend my weekend putting cement and chicken wire around the edges of the garage to keep them from going under or in to the walls