'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

Prevenger17 · September 15, 2014

Sapie88 said:
I'm too busy eating digital photo editing glue.

Adding some water makes it up to 30% less likely your heart will fail.

Maxwell · September 15, 2014

Im still hungover from Saturday.

Sapie88 · September 15, 2014

Prevenger17 said:
Adding some water makes it up to 30% less likely your heart will fail.

Called off my hit, offering health advice, what a glorious day.

Billy Dean · September 20, 2014

In hamburg for the weekend. About to hit the reeperbahn.

Durham Toffee · September 20, 2014

Prevenger17 said:
Adding some water makes it up to 30% less likely your heart will fail.

I like them odds...

bluelife · September 21, 2014

If you're telling a lie, are you lying or lieing?

Big Fat Sam · September 22, 2014

Hi Lee Fuk!

Imagine dying like this!

http://news.sky.com/story/1340042/tree-surgeon-dies-after-fall-into-wood-chipper

Big Fat Sam · September 22, 2014

pmsl had to read this headline twice to realise they weren't being racialists!

http://news.sky.com/story/1340172/tesco-turmoil-eight-chinks-in-supermarket-chain

deipnosophist · September 23, 2014

I am in the throes of moving offices...a real pain in the butt.

deipnosophist · September 23, 2014

butters said:
I just swotted a fly in my room with my hand, it landed on my t-shirt and looked dead, I picked it up and put it in my palm, then it came back to life and flew away! How annoying!

that is actually quite interesting mate, and is thus (strictly speaking) off topic.

Maxwell · September 23, 2014

I've just mixed some Beta Alanine with water and now my eyes feel like they are bleeding.

GwladysBlue · September 24, 2014

I've just updated my iPhone to iOS 8 and now all the threads in The Ale House are coming up from 2007-2011 as most recent (posting this from my laptop) without a sight of the ones actually posted most recently.