'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[BluePeadar]

If you're telling a lie, are you lying or lieing?

id be lieing if I said I knew

 

[Groucho]

@Bigmaclad has just tweeted that he's just met Benedict Cumberbatch and @Morag is now extremely jealous.

 

[Dell Boy]

I've just had to go out into my garden and separate two rabbits from trying to hump each other to death. I've only had my boxies on and their both female. It's cold and I'm tired but the good catholic boy in me said that's got to be a sin somewhere.

 

[Walter Ego]

Meanwhile on Oxford

http://m.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/11487197.Yobs_overturn_bin/?ref=mry

 

[BluePeadar]

i hope Lewis Hamilton gets Ebola in his eyeballs and scrotum

 

[Durham Toffee]

I just got home from the pub. I had two double Lamb's rum and coke.

 

[Sapie88]

I just got home from the pub. I had two double Lamb's rum and coke.

Excellent choice of drink.

 

[chicoazul]

I have been to many foreign places.

 

[Sapie88]

I have been to many foreign places.

You should definitely tell us about it.

 

[chicoazul]

You should definitely tell us about it.

Thank you mate, I shall make a point to.

 

[BluePeadar]

im pretty sure a spider outside my bedroom window has either been on the cider or has fuggin diarrhoea coz nothing that small can possibly [Poor language removed] so much.

Film at 11

 

[Kurt.]

I'm in bed naked.

 

[RAFUH]

I'm in bed naked.

It's sad really, for you, that nobody is interested in that bit of info.

 

[Kurt.]

It's sad really, for you, that nobody is interested in that bit of info.

I'm happy rafuh.... That's what counts xx

 

[Boss_Blue]

I'm in bed naked.

It's sad really, for you, that nobody is interested in that bit of info.

And yet you were interested enough to comment.

As was I.



Not sure where I was going with this.