'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Groucho]

I'm off for a bath, with JazzFM on the wireless (app, like).

 

[Brownie86]

Last night I dreamt my misses had been erased from existence and only I could remember. Bit annoyed as she is the only person that gives me sex

 

[Baines' left foot]

I hate my dissertation with a passion.

 

[Ihaters]

My insurance just went up because a Police Car drove into the back of my parked car whilst I was asleep in bed last year.
Insurance question after hearing the facts of the accident... Did you suffer any injuries? ffs.

 

[cowpat]

Collected £20 winnings from Paddy Power just now, put £20on 3/1 shot (dog) and it lost. Now back at work.

 

[Maxwell]

Ive just secured work at Liverpool Sound City for the company i work for.

 

[Garrick]

Went to a concert last night and it sucked, and now I have to review it.

The hammer cometh, Blitzen Trapper and Drive-By Truckers.

 

[Baines' left foot]

For the first time in my life today I have used a paperweight to actually weigh down paper.

 

[chrissyjack]

I've just washed my hair .

 

[Groucho]

For the first time in my life today I have used a paperweight to actually weigh down paper.

Not just life, that's the first time in history, surely?

 

[roydo]

For the first time in my life today I have used a paperweight to actually weigh down paper.

You mean a can of ale dont you?

 

[Kurt.]

Last night I dreamt my misses had been erased from existence and only I could remember. Bit annoyed as she is the only person that gives me sex

She's the only person giving me sex too at the moment mate.



Thanks for caring..... And sharing.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Not just life, that's the first time in history, surely?

Most probably! I've never, ever seen anyone use one before.

You mean a can of ale dont you?

Haha, I wish mate. No ale for me until Jdawg is here I think. Going to have to pace myself though or I'll end up a projectile vomiting mess like the last three times I've been out.

 

[nigelcoyb]

Mam went to the Philharmonic Hall twice over the weekend with aunty Elsie and someone else.

Tom Paxton was on - then next day they returned to watch a youth orchestra playing "Sibelius".

The unidentified 3rd member of the party was slightly disappointed Tom Paxton didn't sing that much as the younger female vocalist did most of the numbers. Accusations of Fraud weren't mentioned because Paxton is in his 70s but you could tell it had crossed their mind.

She rang me yesterday with the news.

 

[Kurt.]

My new office is a few hundred yards away from a runway wher the RAF pilots practice take off and landing EVERY BLOODY DAY !!





In planes obviously