'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Garrick]

I always get confused when I see ads and such written in English but using Euros as a currency.

Then I remember Ireland exists.

Breaking: Ireland exists.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Stop putting penis in between them then.

 

[Degs62]

Just had a poo, satisfying volume, consistency and colour.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

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Gregory's Girl is on ITV3

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

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Gregory's Girl is on ITV3

Cheapskates

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just reading some books on my iPad

 

[Kurt.]

Listening to Steve wrights love songs on Radio 2 whilst ploughing my way through a mountain of paperwork....

#bosssundaysnot

 

[Baines' left foot]

My housemate and his mates woke me up at 4am last night, didn't sleep again until 5 and then woke me up at 9.30 again. Bells. See how you like my music on full blast whilst I go the gym.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I need a new tumble dryer

 

[Degs62]

I think I've got an ingrown toenail.

And for the welsh readers.

Y thnk Y'v gt n ngrwn tnl

 

[Brownie86]

I think I've got an ingrown toenail.

And for the welsh readers.

Y thnk Y'v gt n ngrwn tnl

Forgot the bah noise mate. Sheeps like

 

[rascal]

I've just had cheese on toast for lunch

 

[FTY]

I just ate the biggest effing crumpet I've seen in my life. Incredible it was.

 

[tommye]

i am very very busy today

 

[tommye]

very very busy indeed