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[summerisle]

I miss the marble thread. Do your stuff @Tipp blue

 

[summerisle]

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[summerisle]

The nights are drawing in.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Oh dear.
Well this isn't an easy admit, a certain comic I found rather niche but (previously) very good with his act has been busted for kiddy images on his computer. Another one on the scrapheap of dikcheads.

TV comedian avoids prison over indecent images of children

Christopher Binns, who appeared on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, receives a suspended sentence.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Billy Dean]

I was gonna give myself a buzz cut today but in the end I was too bust defrosting my freezer

 

[LEONARD]

Burglar stops to pull himself a pint before attempting to vanish with his swag.

 

[Kurt.]

Started footy training again tonight …. I’m already aching and dreading tomorrow and the day after

 

[LEONARD]

Candle left next to a TV causes small fire at house in Crewe​

By Deborah Bowyer
7th Sep 2023 1:00 pm | Local New

No injuries or deaths, minimal damage.

It must be mental living in Crewe.

 

[Rita_Poon]

So, India to become Bharat. Someone has shares in a map company.

 

[Blue 1]

Started my new job as a police informant today:

Lincolnshire: Police storm yoga class after people lying on floor mistaken for 'mass killing'

The drama unfolded at the Seascape Cafe inside the North Sea Observatory in Chapel St Leonards, Lincolnshire, on Wednesday night after a concerned member of the public raised the alarm.

news.sky.com

 

[Billy Dean]

Went to an all you can eat Chinese buffet for lunch today. Got heartburn now

 

[Baines' left foot]

I really like trees.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Gonna have the water board round soon, simply due to the number of cold showers I'm having to recover under...

Damn it's warm and humid.

 

[summerisle]

I really like trees.

So do I, the lead singer Celia Humphris had the most beautiful voice.