'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Rugby Toffee]

Neighbours dog has just escaped , scenes of chaos ensued

 

[kev]

Bloke across the road has got his UKIP flags Union Jacks out

 

[ste d' indica]

Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening

Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening

Queen guitarist says ‘I won’t be able to walk for a while’ after injury during lockdown and lambasts Boris Johnson over coronavirus

www.theguardian.com

That's the reason I'd give as well to be fair.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening

Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening

Queen guitarist says ‘I won’t be able to walk for a while’ after injury during lockdown and lambasts Boris Johnson over coronavirus

www.theguardian.com

That's the reason I'd give as well to be fair.

Another Bum Bites The Dust.

 

[Paris]

Just bought this.

 

[Nymzee]

Just bought this.

You need help.

 

[Paris]

You need help.

I thought it was a bargain.

 

[degsy]

Just bought this.

Cheaper than taking the missus out

 

[Paris]

I've just typed 'Thanos' into Google and half the results vanished.

 

[Paris]

Just found out that there's another Bank Holiday this coming Monday. Like seriously, how many Bank Holidays wasted is that now? Just scrap them, they're costing me money.

 

[Paris]

Just did my yearly clothes shop.

 

[Paris]

Thinking about it, I think that the last time I wore a pair of jeans was about two years ago now.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Mowed the lawn

 

[kev]

Mowed the lawn

"mowed the lawn" is not a phrase that could really be applied to tending to the green patch in my garden. I have however just 'cut the grass' (I actually use the term 'grass' loosely here to include dandelions, buttercups and various other spreading weeds)

 

[carlos21]

"mowed the lawn" is not a phrase that could really be applied to tending to the green patch in my garden. I have however just 'cut the grass' (I actually use the term 'grass' loosely here to include dandelions, buttercups and various other spreading weeds)

Good evening Kev.