'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Rook]

just fast forward to the 52 sec mark and remember to thank me

 

[Paris]

Got a feeling these crisps are a bit past their best before date

 

[Paris]

Just left work for the last time and now I have no work

 

[Paris]

Just shaved my balls.

To me it's the most genuinely kind and intimate gesture you can make.

You wouldn't like to have a mouth full of hair when going down on your partner, so why should your partner have a mouthful of your pubes?

 

[Goat]

We have finally booked our wedding.

25th September.

The diet starts today!!!!!!!!

 

[Bungle]

We have finally booked our wedding.

25th September.

The diet starts today!!!!!!!!

She could shift about 20 stone in seconds if she told you to pi$$ off

 

[Goat]

She could shift about 20 stone in seconds if she told you to pi$$ off

I didnt mean her!!! She goes the gym every day fam!

 

[Deleted member 54863]

We have finally booked our wedding.

25th September.

The diet starts today!!!!!!!!

Congratulations Marcel.
Comiserations Miss Marcel x

 

[chrismpw]

We have finally booked our wedding.

25th September.

The diet starts today!!!!!!!!

Have you found yourself a feeder?

(Based on what others have insinuated about your girth)

 

[Goat]

Have you found yourself a feeder?

(Based on what others have insinuated about your girth)

Im the 1 who FEEDS.

 

[chrismpw]

Im the 1 who FEEDS.

Congratulations anyhoos, bud.

 

[PITA]

I didnt mean her!!! She goes the gym every day fam!

Did you read Bungle’s post properly?

 

[carlos21]

Im the 1 who FEEDS.

Congratulations mate.

 

[4737carlin]

Can someone explain this? I dont get it

 

[Philw]

Can someone explain this? I dont get it

It's a maths/computer geek thing. Best left ignored...