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[Armaghtoffee]

My mate got elected earlier today

 

[summerisle]

My mate got elected earlier today

Masons ?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Masons ?

She’d be black balled before they’d served tea

 

[COYBL25]

I've opened a tin of Celebrations, might as well now throw away the lid.

Need to start drinking to take away the temptation !

 

[summerisle]

Need to start drinking to take away the temptation !

Just got rid of my hangover, so I'll give it a miss.

 

[Buckers]

I've opened a tin of Celebrations, might as well now throw away the lid.

Really struggling with biscuits at the moment. I could easy do in one of those big packets of digestives. The only thing that stops me is guilt. Double dunking them, they disappear fast.

 

[Eggs]

Really struggling with biscuits at the moment. I could easy do in one of those big packets of digestives. The only thing that stops me is guilt. Double dunking them, they disappear fast.

...probably at the bottom of your tea cup.

 

[roydo]

My petrol mower started. (After Mr Lawnmower man waved his magic wand over it)

Good news for me, but I have destroyed the planet today. Soz like.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

My youngest scored a Stubb’s like free kick yesterday in his team’s last game of the season. Not a strong player but he loves it, that was his first goal as he’s normally a sub.

His cheer and his face when he scored it will stay with me forever

 

[Toast]

Another Royal baby on its way..

 

[summerisle]

Another Royal baby on its way..

More taxpayers' money on the way.

 

[Frang]

Another Royal baby on its way..

I thought wills had been cheating ??

 

[Toast]

More taxpayers' money on the way.

And we don't get a holiday for this one..

 

[Toast]

I thought wills had been cheating ??

He's probably had a go on Megan...

 

[summerisle]

Terminated.