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Just had a prostate massage. All I can say is wow.
Get yourself down to the Kempinski hotel and get one of their massages by a blind fella or woman. Proper good. Will set you back a bit as the Kempinski ain't cheap, but it's way worth it.

BTW did you do the prostate massage yourself? Hope you lubed up first.
 
Get yourself down to the Kempinski hotel and get one of their massages by a blind fella or woman. Proper good. Will set you back a bit as the Kempinski ain't cheap, but it's way worth it.

BTW did you do the prostate massage yourself? Hope you lubed up first.
One of the lasses at one of the parlours in Sanlitun did me
 
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